no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well I just put wine in my tea
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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