operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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