She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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