You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just invented taco cereal.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
pray to the hookup gods
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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