I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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