So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
you never un-have a 4some
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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