they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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