Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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