Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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