I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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