i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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