but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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