Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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