I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
