And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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