If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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