Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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