so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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