i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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