we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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