Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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