Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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