I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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did i walk over a car last night?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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