I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just cropdusted the office
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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