Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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