I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
