It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize