i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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