Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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