Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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