just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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