You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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