You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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