We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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