Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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