If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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