You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I looked at my own cervix.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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