I hate all girls vehemently.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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