I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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