BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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