I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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