How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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