I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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