Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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