If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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