she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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