Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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