So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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