You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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