i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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