Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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