3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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