I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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