Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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