I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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