Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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