Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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