He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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