I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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