is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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