Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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